Mission log

Colin McArthur, jack of all trades, master of none (and proud of it).

What don’t I do? Customer service, detective work, bug hunting, infrastructure wiring, clean interfaces, all with a wise-ass grin. I float between nerds and normal people, translate without jargon, and make sure no problem slips past without being solved properly.

Uptime

99.9%

Except when I’m debugging at 2 a.m. (then it’s 60 Hz)

Focus

Button-Masher DevOps

Human-first systems that actually make sense

Debug Speed

Fast AF

Average time to spot a missing “: ≈ 4 seconds”

Base

Peachland, BC

Operating remotely

Stack

Full-spectrum

Design systems, front-end, infra & automation

My first brush with a computer was pure terror. I was five or six, playing Aztec Challenge on a Commodore 64 at one of my dad’s buddies’ places. The sound alone could make your pulse jump. Once I got past the fear, I was hooked.

Then came the Amiga, Dragon’s Lair , Test Drive , and a few tragic “games” I copied line-by-line from a programming book while Appetite for Destruction blasted in the background. Computers became my world. I taught myself DOS the way other kids learned bike tricks— trial, error, and maybe a few explosions.

I wasn’t confident. Thought I wasn’t smart enough for anything big, so I bounced through grunt jobs until I landed in the fitness industry. Selling treadmills felt like progress, but I knew I was meant for more than upselling ellipticals.

Then life forced a reset. My first daughter was born, and two months later COVID hit. The world shut down and so did my sense of stability. A friend with a software company was hiring. My wife said, “You should reach out.” One five-minute Zoom later, he said, “Let’s give it a try.” That sentence changed everything.

For a month I worked both jobs—6 to 8 AM, day job, 8 to midnight—then got the call: “We want you full-time.” I called my wife; she said, “Quit your job.” I did. Walked upstairs, gave notice, never looked back.

The first year was chaos. I didn’t know an API from a DNS record. “CNAME” sounded like a rapper. Every day I was lost, but I kept showing up—because for the first time, I could be home to watch my daughter grow up. That was all the motivation I needed.

Then came the storm. My wife got sick while pregnant with our second child. We lived at the Ronald McDonald House for nine weeks. I planned her funeral. I thought I’d be raising my daughter alone. It still haunts me. But somewhere in that darkness, a switch flipped. I promised myself that if she made it, I’d learn everything I could about software. No more drifting.

So I learned. FreeCodeCamp. Kevin Powell. University of Michigan for PHP. Late nights with JavaScript docs and AI whispering explanations in plain English. I’ve melted my face off every night for years since.

The detective part of me came from those busted old computers. Commodore, Amiga, 386 — nothing ever worked right. Installing a game was an act of faith. I learned that everything has a pattern. Find the pattern, fix the problem.

These days I’m an IT problem-solver by trade, a developer by obsession. My rules are simple: don’t lie, stay authentic, teach what you know, and never show up with just a problem. Bring a solution — even a rough one.

I love the tech world for its weird mix of genius and chaos. I’ve met some absolute brain-melters who make you feel like an idiot and others who’d give you the shirt off their GitHub repo. Either way, I’ve learned to translate — turn nerd-speak into something people actually understand.

If you’re reading this, I don’t want you thinking I’m the most gifted dev alive. I want you thinking this guy never quits. Determination beats genius every time.

“Find the pattern, fix the problem. Then make it better.”
“Don’t come with problems—come with something that almost works.”

Current Mode: IT Problem Solver • Next Upgrade: Full-Stack Dev • Favorite Debugger: Sheer Stubbornness v1.0

Values: Authenticity • Honesty • Teaching • Relentless Curiosity

Core protocols

How I run product missions

Every build follows a playbook that keeps momentum high and risk low. Strategy, design, engineering, and operations converge into a single track so the work feels cohesive and alive.

Set the board before you play

If your files, folders, and names aren’t right, you’re fuct before you’ve even begun. I spend days organizing environments so the rest of the project doesn’t collapse like a bad Jenga tower.

Detective mode always on

A missing " once broke three of our platform’s key features in one shot. Preview emails dead. Opt-out links exploding into raw <a href> tags. Webhooks blind. AI didn’t catch it. I did. Because I don’t stop until the case is closed.

Plain English or crayons

I’ll over-explain in normal language until you get it. If your eyes glaze over, I’ll pull out the crayon set and break it down even simpler. Nerd jargon is a scam anyway — makes dorks feel important and justifies their fat checks.

Never miss a rep

I build or learn something every single day. No excuses. No breaks. A bit obsessive? Sure. But that’s how progress compounds.

Never leave anyone stranded

Even if I don’t have the perfect fix, I’ll get you a solution that works. Nobody I work with ever feels unheard or stuck with “not my problem.”

Field notes

Career highlights & velocity

A snapshot of the missions that shaped how I build: enterprise rollouts, live ops firefights, and AI-infused product launches.

2025 Live now

Hyper-real portfolio relaunch

Rebuilt my public presence as an experimental lab to showcase glassmorphism, procedural avatars, and AI-assisted content pipelines. Focused on accessibility, motion preferences, and zero-image hero assets.

2023 Ops

Enterprise infrastructure overhaul

Led DNS hardening, SSL automation, zero-downtime deploys, and synthetic monitoring rollout for a nationwide retail network. Reduced incident volume by 62% while improving deployment frequency.

2021 Product

Conversational support assistant

Built a GPT-powered triage partner that auto-tags tickets, suggests fixes, and populates runbooks. Reduced average response times by 34% and unlocked 24/7 coverage.

2015 Foundation

Launched first SaaS platform

Designed, coded, and deployed a boutique CRM with realtime analytics. Learned to balance uptime SLAs with the craft of interface design—lessons that still guide every project.